if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
I believe each one, except the one about bush. He’s always been the president.
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
That wasn’t soda that was chocolate milk LIKE YOOHOO ONLY YAHOO
but…it says soda on the bottle.
Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.
These things never work but what the heck
“These things never work but what the heck”
Attacked by an onslaught of strange feet-loving anons
TUMBLR HAS BETRAYED YOU
wait.. there is PORN on tumblr?
Why do you think we bought this site?
omfg this woman is just dandy.
please jesus let this be the real marissa
